Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.