Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.