Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds