What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".