What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.