What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!