What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)