How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!