How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it