What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !