What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!