What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.