How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...