How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users