How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)