Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Sikhs.
We'll get on it next week
Because they were vaccinated as children.
I believe in peace in our time
They put on the Google!
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Allah take the flight controls
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Because they hate the french press...
A Tryptophanatic.
