How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.