What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".