What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.