How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!