How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!