Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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They make a Daily Prophet.
A magi nation
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
A wizard is never late.
Because they were neckromancers
He had a hollow-weenie
Dumblebore
The police made him bring it back again.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
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A saucer-er!
Voldemart.
Dumbbelldor.
Harry Frotteur
He was going as a banana.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You-knew-who
Depends what you want it to change into...
An Opti-Mystic.
A: With a warlock.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
To prevent bat breath!
CABRACADABRA!
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
A neck romancer.
A Neckromancer
20 after 1.
About 20 beers!!
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Because potholder was already taken
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A Juand