Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"