Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!