How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.