What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!