Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
A. Opposites attract.
He was Snowden.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because those men already have boyfriends.
This is not a drill.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
There were no jokes in the Post.
A potential suspect.
You must not bring either to the movies.
A nun with a spear through her head.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
