What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!