Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.