What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.