How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs