How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.