How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!