What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!