What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb