How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better