What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.