What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!