How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"