How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!