How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY