How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".