How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!