What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank