How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*