How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies