What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.