What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.