What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.