What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.