How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan