What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.