What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!