How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.