Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.