What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.