What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.