What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!