How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.