What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.