What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.