How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'