How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)