I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book