How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**