One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Cancer.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Names
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
His friends egged him on
An unidentified flying omelet!
because then they would be Chicken sedans
he was two chickens
Who cares.
Cause I turn on the hoes
It cost an arm and a leg
About 6 million.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Alarmed.
Brew.
He thought he was melting.
