Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Try picking them up !

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.