Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.