Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.