Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue