He's all right now.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Because they heard it was radical!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
With a pair of Caesars!
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
