Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.