Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.