Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee