How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...