How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.