How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.