How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!