What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Gordon Ramsey Jokes More Gordon Ramsey Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...