How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.