How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.